Kinda looks like my retired aunt too. *ZING*

I was hoping lower mileage. That’s a bit much for my taste, but your best bet would be selling on Audizine, Fourtitude, or on various B6/B7 S4 groups on Facebook.

Basically, these plastic chain guides, which have the structural integrity of a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy, decide to give up the ghost and crack after around 85k miles, along with the tensioners and cam adjusters. This would be no issue for a typical car, as you would just remove the bumper and do the service on the…

Nope! 85k miles, and timing is still spot on. I WILL need it at some point, and I will do the service.

Doug might be good person to contact. Or me.

In real life, probably because I drive less than 5000 miles a year. On Jalopnik: probably because my posts have either unpopular opinion or you haven’t been looking through the comments on anything with the words “Audi” “Wagon” “Manual” or “V8” in it!

The answer is yes. Find another V8, AWD, 6 Speed wagon, in blue. None exist.

Yes!

As a Nogaro Blue, 6-Speed Manual, B6 S4 Avant owner, this article is one to live by.

Those headlights are hideous.

The Airstream is aluminum. The Raptor is painted silver. The aluminum and paint do not look the same. They are not "color matched." They have similar themes, yes, but they are not color matched.

That's not color matched. Not in the slightest.

My engine looks like this on the inside.

F-35 Front wheel drive confirmed

This new R8 is equivalent to the Porsche 911 going from the 993 era to the 996. They too a great looking car, made it different for the sake of making it different, and fell short. It will undoubtedly perform better, but it's just plain bad design.

Kill it with fire before it spreads its genes.

THOSE HEADLIGHTS. If Kinja had heart emoticons, this would be a proper application.

Am I the only one who things this front fascia is a devolution?

This is why you don't drive automatic.

In my opinion, that does not look good. At all. Like an under-developed, video game sports car. Not a proper follow up to one of the coolest sports cars of the last decade.