Most racing drivers are already in pretty fantastic shape.

RACING TIP: LAXATIVES BEFORE EVERY RACE.

This is why I'm not having kids.

Sit in any equivalent spec Cayenne.

What does, "on dubs" mean?

MR. STEAL UR DOE

"I just got off the Formula SAE team"

21-30%
Unreliable, bright-colored, Manual, AWD, V8 Wagon.

I don't care that this thing is one of those silly crossover behemoths. What really needs to stop is THIS trend for the AMG front bumpers:

Worryingly, GM did not seem to make any commitments about a manual transmission. Or a coupe. Or —deep breaths here— a wagon.

Yes. yes. yes. Those Rotiform NUEs looking quite spiffy, might I add.

Hell, it's just a poorly-done Ferrari ripoff anyway. I doubt and hope that he changes it to something more original and professional at some point.

Definitely do not sell the S4 Avant for anything but a rare, manual wagon. They're only rising in value at this point.

False: saw one freshman year of Uni

Hell yeah B6 S4 Avant Owners. Know the pain... Well over 2k into maintenance within a year of ownership. No regrets though. I love the thing.

I think you would disagree about it being not "that bad" sitting in the V1 grandstand at the race. There were wide streams on the main strait. It wasn't quite as bad as this, but enough to warrant the race postponing.

And yet the FIA and Bernie wouldn't shut down the Suzuka GP for similar conditions.

I swear, I thought this was a new design for an exhaust dampening valve before I read the big, orange lettering indicating "CUPHOLDERS YOU IDIOT"