Fairuza Balk in The Craft is the moment I realized I was bi. But I’m a Cheerleader was when I was okay being open with it.

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

What drives me crazy about this (among many other things) is that it assumes that they need a law to keep women from having abortions after 20 weeks or women will just get late term abortions on a whim. As if any woman WANTS to have an abortion that far along. Having a late term abortion is a very hard, sad choice and…

I laughed so hard. Wedding #1 was such a shitshow that, upon being told we couldn’t elope because it wasn’t romantic, I informed Mr. VonQueso that he could plan the wedding. He did and did so famously. It was amazing and I’m glad I had it.

Long ago, I was in a wedding and my friend shoved me under where the bouquet was headed. I reacted *appropriately* by trying to dive out of the way and kicking it as I fell down. It exploded. :)

We didn’t toss a bouquet or a garter. We tossed a Unicorn and a Dinosaur. And encouraged everyone, singles and non-singles, to try and vie for them. If the root of the tradition is that we are supposed to impart some of our love and good will to others, then everyone should be able to play—no singling out the…

The bouquet toss is enough to make me skip a wedding. It seriously is one of the most humiliating rituals of modern life. It’s especially awesome when you as a grown woman try to sit it out, but are informed that you no fun and spoiling the bride’s day, if you don’t go out there with the pre-teen crowd while everyone…

That should be Minority Report’s pre-crime, not Mission Impossible’ s.

So beautifully said and a lovely tribute. Unfortunately I know exactly what she is going through and what a long road it is ahead.

It bears repeating that if you have not yet seen The September Issue, I highly recommend it. Even for someone like me who thinks fashion mags are mostly BS, you get an appreciation for the art of what Grace does and how much Vogue relies on her genius. Anna seemed to mostly be on “The Devil Wears Prada” damage control…

Grace Coddington was the hero of The September Issue.

My dad reads Consumer Reports religiously. I’d join in and make fun, but I legit call him any time I’m planning to make a purchase over $50, because they always just did a review of products and it’s always helpful.

It was great twenty years ago when we knew jack shit about expensive flutes (still playing the one we…

Get out of my brain!

I think Reid Scott and Ben Feldman should fuck.

it’s going to happen

Then you are missing out.