I lol'd. Also am just glad someone else is more awkward with bathroom attendants than me. Nice work! Good hustle!

Say double down again!

I had the privilege of going to both public and private schools in Oklahoma. My private Catholic school taught me that non-conformity and any and all questioning of authority was from the devil and was what was intrinsically wrong with me. My public school taught me critical thinking and acceptance. One was chock…

From the thumbnail, I thought she was in a prison jumpsuit and I was all "Good. About time!" Sadly, this is not the case. Goddammit, Oklahoma, I love you so much and yet you continue to hurt me. I tattooed you on me out of love! Why?!?!?!

Also, is this an MJ glove? So many questions about this picture!

Must know what this aside is regarding!!!!!

And, the second part too. Isn't abortion a part of the healthcare women need?!?

That was baller!

They have to sit through that too?!? I thought that was just in some out of the way foyer somewhere. Yikes!

I always appreciate how Obama's speeches use the gendered pronouns equally. It's so nice to hear "she" after "small business owner." Such a little thing with such a huge impact.

I'm just here for Biden's "Yeah, Bitch" head nods.

WOW, that is detailed!

Love that RBG brought reading material. Kara, is this shade????

Ooooh, it's my favorite lady from Call the Midwife!!!!

I was told it is a common game. ????? Only time I played it. It's super shitty.

I have also shot a staple from a staple gun into my eye, which required A Clockwork Orange style eye operation where the only sedation was Xanax that wore off half way through. I guess this is kind of my thing.

Summer between fifth and sixth grade, I attended Baptist day camp. I'm not baptist so it was a bit of a weird setting to begin with. We were playing a game some call Wall Ball, some call Butts Up. It involves throwing a ball at a wall and trying to catch it as it bounces back. If you miss it, you have to run and…

Do make sure to visit the hilariously named fine art museum the Walton family just opened there. Crystal Bridges, I shit you not. It's free admission.

See!?! You had to break out the spanish!

I hear ya, it's very old world grandma. Jealous is a hard rhyme, though.