articlesofconfuseration
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I thonk the finale will include Wun-Wun encountering an alien machine that switches his mind with the mind of a chick he dumped twenty years ago.

Harley Quinn didn’t become more popular after appearing in the Animated Series; Harley Quinn exists because of being created for the Animated Series.

How is this even a question, Lana?

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No mention of Kubrick’s heavy use of symmetry.

Prometheus is, hands down, the worst fucking movie I've ever seen. If MST3K ever gets back together, it's where they need to start.

What’s making Trump’s success so difficult to process isn’t that someone is playing to the natural divide in the current GOP. It’s that he should be representing one side of the party (Wall St & Chamber of Commerce), but he’s speaking more to the other side (Main St & Assembly of God). He’s the wrong candidate at the

If there’s a version of Spider-Man who’s NOT quippy, I don’t wanna know about it.

There are actually people complaining about Spider-Man being quippy, and I’m not sure I want to live in this world anymore.

He knows his time is coming to an end, and accepts it just as quickly as the news is delivered to him.

Yeah, I’ve already read this story done right...

Every time this comes up, the angry little voice in my head screams “Why is this even still in question? Of course Han Solo shot first. Because he’d be an idiot not to, and Han Solo is not an idiot.”

I realize that some guy called George Lucas has been muddying the waters with his statements about this, but if there’s

You’re right, I will never be able to understand why officers are constantly killing and brutalizing unarmed citizens of color, and disproportionately showing restraint and incredible patience with white people like myself. I will never understand it, because it’s completely fucking insane and irrational.