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articlesofconfuseration

Fuck “new”.

Until The Sparrow points out he’s a mutant, incest bastard and not really Da King.

But Drogon’s CGI was kind of...shitty? It wasn’t shiny realistic, nor was it cheesy stop motion.

I did not get off on that whole episode.

He retconned the happiest super-hero DC had, The Flash, into a boy who watched his mother get butchered and his father spend his LIFE in prison for it.

waitaminute........I thought I was supposed to drug and rape women?

It’s a list made by a childe who hasn’t watched that many movies.

The Geohns only loves destruction and death.

Like Doom?

I want to see you taken to a Camp for Re-Education Through Labor.

The solution is to only eat the cute ones.

“Something’s changing on quite a large scale that’s giving cephalopods an edge.”

Gosh, you don’t know much.

Damn right.

That’s a distinction without a meaning.

The Knights aren’t trained Sith. They are angry, young people.

Then you missed out. The final book tells you WTF you’d been reading.

I want horns.

Do you have any else to use for toilet paper?

I wanted your figure. Damn rat.