Liters instead of quarts.

The foederati need to join the Empire. It’s either SPQR or nothing. Barbarians.

Collin Quinn. Now that would be for love. Not Lovitz. That’s a Career. I how she gets PTO.

Four sex dolls and Bruce Jenner plays herself.

A sex doll, of course.

Really? Because when I was young I didn’t have an age limit besides those of common decency, and I still don’t.

“I wish”.

In 2005 the Ron White Fornication Amendment was ratified by all fifty States, so if he’s having sex, it’s a Federal violation.

Meanwhile Lovitz is in a bathroom somewhere saying, out loud, “YES”.

Let cash rule.

What kind of mother plans her daughters penetration publicity stunt?

Snyder has the same “feel” for actors that George Lucas has.

And this is why the great Xanth series will never be adapted: Piers ANthony is a distasteful human being.

Human labrador.

Oblivion must be modded. There is a fan site with all the files. Then it’s a fairly modern game. With some weird stuff in it.

I suggest converting the NASCAR ampitheateres for gladiatoria munera.

Drumpf. The sound of shit falling on the Constitution.

If at first you don’t succeed...

My meningitis always feels better afeter some thousand island and a crouton.

Is that meant to be a pejorative? Yes, you’ll need to look that word up, honey.