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articlesofconfuseration

Is that meant to be a pejorative? Yes, you’ll need to look that word up, honey.

Thanks, Obama?

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, eh?

If only all the millionaires would do this. If only.

WTF do you think happens to EVERYONE when they sign their Ride. This is what The Industry DOES.

As long as Superman is still in boots and t-shirt, I’m ok.

I more interested in Batman and Kamandi living in a cave. I’d like a 12-issue maxi of that.

A re-gifting of head cheese. And I have a feeling they’re going to re-use the wrapping paper.

Bringing in new #1's for the “crowds” they think will be buying after BvS. Single title sales below 100K are weakness. The industry is weak. Chillens doan reads noah mo’.

To quote Ted Kord: “Bwah-hahah-hahah-hahha-hah!!!!!!

You get old and regret some of your hook ups? That’s called “getting old”. That’s not: “remembering corecion”.

What should we say about The Romans? Ooooh, they liked to fuck. What should we say about the Victorians? Oooh, they liked to fuck. What should we say about The Americans? They liked to fuck.

Yawn (a big one).

So...has Linda Perry officially sucked for ten years, yet? I lost count of her freight train ride to Who Cares.