You know this how?

Don’t be a thief. Just download.

Yeah. How did he do that?

Is that meant to be a pejorative? Yes, you’ll need to look that word up, honey.

Thanks, Obama?

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, eh?

If only all the millionaires would do this. If only.

Please. Do not infect my dreams with your nightmares.

That WAS Dan Ackroyd.

Cthulhu is your friend.

He needs get the Shovel.

Who will buy them?

Go fuck yerself, facista.

The NSA doesn’t want to demonstrate that it CAN. But it can.

It’s true.

Hungry people just stand up and start walking.

Well, Jerry Lewis is only funny in France. Explain THAT.

Or...bleach.

“Quality” doesn’t sell, Junior. “Quality” is what other people think. Get used to it. So what’s the rating on Serbian Film? Ichi? Yeah, quality.

“We” don’t care. Do your job, the way we TELL YOU, security guard.