You get old and regret some of your hook ups? That’s called “getting old”. That’s not: “remembering corecion”.

What should we say about The Romans? Ooooh, they liked to fuck. What should we say about the Victorians? Oooh, they liked to fuck. What should we say about The Americans? They liked to fuck.

Yawn (a big one).

So...has Linda Perry officially sucked for ten years, yet? I lost count of her freight train ride to Who Cares.