Ohhhhh, so this is what all the conservative ass hats in my FB feed have been going off about for the past couple of days.

I always thought her proportions look a bit off to me; is it just her or poor styling?

Following initial reports that the culprit was a white man in his 40s

Really. It’s the institutional version of “Its always the husband.” Sure, sometimes it isn’t, but I imagine a good amount of inside information would be required to avoid getting caught. Hopefully they can find him via paternity. 

I lived in NYC for a few years before an after 9/11. On 9/10 a cop stop & frisked me on the way to school outside a subway in Midtown. I would get stop & frisked about once a week, often by that same cop. The same lame routine every time. “What’s in the bag.” Books you moron. “Any weapons or drugs in the bag?” Yeah,…

NYPD is basically white people customer service. From what I remember from up to the late 00's, everybody else pretty much had an attitude of knowing they needed to defend themselves because the cops weren’t gonna do anything that didn’t benefit them.

Ugh, somehow the entire context of this discussion slipped my mind at the oppurtunity for a cheap joke.

It is. I think it’s been proven, he’s bald.

Seriously, I didn’t know. He always seemed like he just...materialized, in Greenwich Village in his early 20s. Thanx.

He was born there?

I do not get the “Black Guns Matter” poster.

The Warhol museum sounds interesting. Is there a Pittsburgh connection with him?

And it’s not even that good. The Warhol museum makes Pittsburgh a good place to visit for a day or two. Carson street between 10th st bridge and hot metal bridge has some good bars. 

But the denizens clearly are not the most ATTRACTIVE, yeesh! Was there for a convention in 2014 and...I definitely stood out amongst the hordes of pot-belled, bearded types and their accompanying hard-faced women. But my corporate dress and demeanor kept them at bay and I had no problems at all getting around. You…

We ain’t anywhere near perfect, I get the point being made. But a lot of this particular trash really was imported from the neighboring Pennsyltucky counties- Butler, Westmoreland, Fayette- the organizer of this was politician from Ellwood City apparently.

Anyone who has driven just half an hour in any direction beyond the Pittsburgh limits would not be shocked by this. I grew up fifty miles outside of Pittsburgh. There are zero black people living there, and for good reason. Kids in my high school made lynching jokes, or joked about “ovens” to the only Jewish kid in my…

It’s amazing how easy it is for people to forget because these things have absolutely happened in Pittsburgh.

This is a status that Pittsburgh is proud of, bragging about and displaying it the way a parent might share their kid’s report card in a text thread. If I remember correctly, it’s prominently displayed on benches and shit at Pittsburgh International Airport, seen as you ponder whether to call an Uber or take a selfie…

Here’s a funny thing: When I lived on Oahu, I worked with this Polish guy, Fil. He was from Gdansk or some such and he hated Hawaii. Couldn’t stand the weather. Years later, I caught up with him on Facebook. He moved to mainland America, and where? Pittsburgh. He loves it there. Said he never wants to move again. Why?…