Prison cell bars...

Maybe his line is a long and cursed dynasty of asshole-lipped nutters; with pale orange clown hair, and a penchant for fucking close relations.

So the restaurants are playing a practical joke on their customers? Why would anyone do this.

Obviously with a strong wall; and perhaps gator filled moat on the US Mexico border, every other country in the Americas will be forced to confront and instantly fix all their societal ills, including the ones we had a hand in.

George, you might want to take your kids and go, before you find this ghoul eating them some night.

Tax Fraud.

Cocaine?

She’s cockeyed.

The dancer also looks like she’s 15. I mean, maybe because she’s standing next to a waxwork, but ewww.

How is Mike “The Situation" Whateverthefuck gonna make it in prison?  Is there at least Gym and Laundry?

Why is Aubrey O’Day (a thing) Simpsons Yellow? She looks radioactive.

He also wrote that edgelord essay many, many, many yrs ago about gender differences in which everyone had rape fantasies. :/

I think (the ever present HFC, AND ) bovine growth hormone in your milk and overuse of antibiotics in beef, pork and poultry are more immediately harmful than GMO crops, but, yes, you have to keep reading the labels.

Well, I specifically said clumsy and inelegant, vs stupid. 

:(

Vegan leather is an animal part/animal exploitation free product. That’s why that’s “special”.

We had PETA comparing meat eating to slavery about a month ago, though.

Aw, it's ole crybaby.

Oreos are technically vegan. Blecch. 

But it would be plant based and covered in disgusting Daiya cheese.