People aren’t complete idiots

The fact-checker is gonna be really hanoied by their laos of concentration; they did a phnompenhal job all the way through the article, only to phuket up at the very end. But if you yangon a moment while they bangladesh with their head, they’ll push some bhutans and delhigate someone to fix it.

The New Nope

Go to bed Dad.

Weird... when I read this, I thought for sure it said:

Very Fortunate Mike Budenholzer Gets to Coach LAURELs.

Or the Elisabeth Moss’s of the world, whose religion makes the Catholic Church look like, well, saints.

My dad is 91. He still thinks Levis cost $4 a pair. I’ll let him pay for a meal once in a while but I insist on getting the tip. If he argues I just mention that Ronald Reagan was a secret Muslim to distract him. 

I’ll start watching when they carry this former ESPN daily staple.

Having read The Disaster Artist, I have come to not like Tommy Wiseau as a person. The movie does depict some of the ways he mistreated people on the set, but it also seemed to try to soften him up.

Jason Kidd is a REALLY bad coach.

It’s not too long, every word rings true. What finally drove me out the door was the realization that not only did upper management not appreciate us, they actually despised us. Good journalists are annoying and difficult and nosy and disobedient. The same attributes that allow us to get information that the public…

Pirating music isn’t even a part of this discussion, as my collection of a whole room full of CDs and LPs will attest to.

If artists continue to receive their same paltry kickback from the Amazon machine, then fine. It’s the artists’ decision to make then.

Pirating music isn’t even a part of this discussion, as my collection of a whole room full of CDs and LPs will…

But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

I miss when comedians were allowed to make us uncomfortable.

Damn it, I want Crean there forever. It’s practically a guaranteed win (or two) for us every year.

Agreed. I really don’t see why/how the football program there didn’t get dismantled forever. I mean, you’ve just lost the privilege of having that program when your coaching staff, administrators, et al., are complicit in either child abuse or actively covering up child abuse. That’s it. And the physical  facilities…

Awful, but hey, how bout them Nittany Lions?!

To be fair, it’s a cat.

I would rather drive 1000 miles with my dog than subject him to an airliner. Not to mention the risk of them losing or killing him.

As long as they have Randy and drunken Jim Lahey, I will watch every episode.