Go to bed Dad.

Most of my time spent in Best Buy stores is to look up the aesthetics of new devices which I can then buy from Amazon. I do like their Open Box deals though.

“Pilot Whale Dies in Thailand After Being Found With 17 Pounds of Plastic Bags in Its Stomach”

Weird... when I read this, I thought for sure it said:

Very Fortunate Mike Budenholzer Gets to Coach LAURELs.

I don’t recall anyone saying WOW I really need machine learning on google photos. I don’t care about fixing my kids pictures with the fence in the way but I really need machine learning to help me identify that object.

Or the Elisabeth Moss’s of the world, whose religion makes the Catholic Church look like, well, saints.

My dad is 91. He still thinks Levis cost $4 a pair. I’ll let him pay for a meal once in a while but I insist on getting the tip. If he argues I just mention that Ronald Reagan was a secret Muslim to distract him. 

I’ll start watching when they carry this former ESPN daily staple.

Having read The Disaster Artist, I have come to not like Tommy Wiseau as a person. The movie does depict some of the ways he mistreated people on the set, but it also seemed to try to soften him up.

Jason Kidd is a REALLY bad coach.

It’s not too long, every word rings true. What finally drove me out the door was the realization that not only did upper management not appreciate us, they actually despised us. Good journalists are annoying and difficult and nosy and disobedient. The same attributes that allow us to get information that the public…

Pirating music isn’t even a part of this discussion, as my collection of a whole room full of CDs and LPs will attest to.

If artists continue to receive their same paltry kickback from the Amazon machine, then fine. It’s the artists’ decision to make then.

Pirating music isn’t even a part of this discussion, as my collection of a whole room full of CDs and LPs will…

I think that it is a good time to drop any use of Kaspersky Labs software.  

I remember those days. We also had a Big Ugly in our backyard, and more often than not, we’d catch the feeds of news shows. I don’t remember anything specific (keep in mind, I was like 2-11 when we were doing this), just tons of little goof ups and screws up and moments when there were supposed to be commercials but…

I can’t remember it’s name but there is a documentary about Bill Clinton’s run for pres and it is made up of footage from the open network news feeds.Major news anchors are cursing right and left using the n-word to describe protesters.They are asking people what they want to talk about and kowtowing to the…

In what universe is a dog zipping around a parking meter like it was for the tetherball championship of the world not funny? Comedy is hard.

But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

I would rather drive 1000 miles with my dog than subject him to an airliner. Not to mention the risk of them losing or killing him.

As long as they have Randy and drunken Jim Lahey, I will watch every episode.