It was a friend showing love and support for another friend. As such, the opinions of you and I (the audience/Kinjaverse) don’t matter.

If Mulaney were to lose a portion of his fan base due to this, he’d likely be pleased. Kind of like an annual trimming 10 percent of your Facebook friends list that made you wonder…

Cops are awful. The reason they’ve lost the public’s respect is entirely because of their abhorrent behavior.

Years ago, I had a friend apply for a small-town police job and I was called for a reference. I rattled on about how he was the smartest guy in our college class and I enjoyed talking politics with him. The…

102.

If you don’t know what this is, consider yourself lucky.

The day I am sure the big N has canceled Trailer Park Boys is the day I depart. (Might have already happened, I’ve been too scared to check.)

Groundbreaking journalism.

It has been explained to me that Netflix is more prone than other outlets to cancel shows when the original contract runs out because they don’t want to pay a huge increase to the producers and cast for subsequent seasons. I wonder if their recent subscriber trends might lead them to rethink that.

Community feasted on stupid lower middle-class people. American Auto is trying to feast on stupid rich people. It will not work. I am angered by stupid rich people, not amused.

What are you guys smoking? This condescending pile of shit REPULSED me. It challenges Mama’s Family for worst show of all time. More off-key than Bobby Brady. Misses the mark worse than Baba Booey. It’s condescending and smug. It’s unwatchable!

If Pam had performed a “Skyrim” on Tommy, sales of that tape would have tripled. With (most likely) or without bugs.

I started a cover band to do this number. We never got a booking.

Very, very huge. Everyone says so.

You forgot every boss I’ve ever had.

Wasn’t that a Knack song?

ANIMAL HOUSE

I can’t cook the goose, I can’t let the cat out of the bag, I can’t screw the pooch, what’s left?

So when I heard I was “hung like a squid,” that was a compliment?

“Watch our slideshow.”

We go through a LOT of ketchup and we’ve been very picky about Heinz only. But the Aldi’s brand is indistinguishable to us and costs a third as much.

The asparagus one reminds me of this tale:

A guy goes to the doctor and says “I have terrible gas, I’m constantly farting, and it never smells even the slightest little bit!”