I opened my usual morning packet of Quaker Instant Oatmeal and there was a dolphin in there.

Case in point.

Breakfast table at the nursing home. One guy says “man, I’m having so much trouble peeing these days, I can’t pee till noon sometimes.” Another guy says “I can’t take a dump in the morning, I have to feel bloated till at least 11.” Third guy says “I don’t have your problems. I take a huge piss at 6 and a great big…

Really, people don’t know this? To me it’s the same as “don’t take off your condom when you start fucking.”

WORST. COMMENT. EVER.

$25.5 million made through his Ryan’s World YouTube channel, Kaji brought in “a further estimated $200m from Ryan’s World branded toys and clothing

How would this work with honey oil?

How would this work with honey oil?

The bad news is, it spoils the Christmas surprise. The good news is, it spoils the Christmas surprise!

I got it to show up by going to SETTINGS | SYSTEM | SYSTEM UPDATE and doing the update. It updated my Roku OS. When it restarted, HBO Max was available in the STREAMING CHANNELS | PREMIUM CHANNELS area.

I would have liked it better if he had said “move to Cape Canaveral”

I’m with you on HR. HR does not exist to create a fair, equitable, enjoyable workplace. HR exists solely to protect the company from lawsuits and other legal trouble.

For my 89-year-old father and bedridden sister, I’m doing what I think trumps all these fine ideas. I bought a big external hard drive, loaded it up with thousands of movie and TV rips and will set them up with PLEX via an old computer set up in the basement. The old man works the ROKU like a pro, though he calls that…

One rule: Shower water should be running. We’ve all had THAT roommate.

Fucking ROKU management. They think they can throw their weight around as a giant in the world of streaming entertainment? Get real. I’m running four ROKUs in my house, but I wouldn’t think twice about changing over to Fire TV if they keep up this bullshit.

The White House has two staffers tasked with attempting to remove the skidmarks from the President’s golden underwear. Trump truly is a shitstain on the fabric of American history.

Fine. I could say “FUCK OFF” on social media as easily as I could on the phone.

Like others here, I signed up to have a proper will drawn up. It went very well. 

So this is at least 52 cents per mile just for the vehicle, not counting fuel, registration and insurance.

I wear it in the dog park and walking the dog around town and on the trails and woods of Madison, WI, which is about my only outside time other than errands. Many others do, too. I must admit that sometimes when we’re deep in the woods with no one spotted for the last 10 minutes, I’ll hang it from the ear if I’m…

Well, he DOES seem to have that lizard-brain thing going for him.