Two things to keep in mind:

Sometimes I do it because about 90 percent of the time, when I get to the store or restaurant I’m picking up from, I forget the mask and have to turn around and walk back to the car like an idiot. So I put it on when I think of it.

Highly recommended. I moved to a new city eight years ago, one known for bike-and-hike friendliness, and I learned the city by finding all the bike trails, hiking trails, dog parks and secret areas over a ~50-square-mile area. Sometimes I looked on a map, sometimes I just drove around looking. It was a lot of fun and…

Haven’t been able to eat or drink anise since I was about 10 to 12 and each Christmas my Grandma tried to feed us kid “Anus Squares.”

I hate the slideshow format, but man, this was an interesting set of items. Kudos. Will be adding at least a couple of these to my DVD collection.

He wasn’t my No. 1 favorite, but I sure liked me some Unknown Hinson. Then I saw his tweets last week, and his firing from Squidbillies, and I had to say “adios, Unknown.” I feel sick about it, much like I did when I had to get rid of my Ren and Stimpy DVDs because of the John K. travesty.

Disagreeing with my point of…

You know what I would like to buy, at a fair price, and have been trying to buy for the last four months?

A goddamn Nintendo Friggin’ Switch console. Get on that, Nintendopes.

You know what I would like to buy, at a fair price, and have been trying to buy for the last four months?

A goddamn…

I thought he was talking about Kinja but that’s more a cursed platform than a cursed website.

When I was a kid, we lost a cat because it ate a mouse poisoned by the neighbor. The neighbor said it wasn’t his problem. For years I wished that his house would catch on fire so I could sit and watch and say it wasn’t my problem.

I guess I fly in the face of this. After the first couple weeks of the pandemic, I pretty much stopped cooking altogether. Used to work second shift. Now I get up before 6. Every single day, I go somewhere for breakfast. Usually McDonald’s. Cooking the SAME. FUCKING. THINGS. every day started driving me nuts. I live…

If you, as Mr. Director Bong Joon Ho said, can deal with the “one-inch letters” called subtitles, the Korean drama “Chief of Staff” is outstanding. So is “Misaeng.” I am quite enthralled with the Korean dramas (and to a slightly lesser extent, the Korean romcoms) on what my 89-year-old father calls “The Neck Flicks.”

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Because I am a professional.

How about don’t make judgments about others and worry about your own self. I work eight hours an evening but I come home for a lunchtime play session, we have a short walk before and after I leave and we spend a couple hours a day at the dog park, not to mention extra fun on off days. My last dog dealt with that for…

At the local McDonald’s, the McGriddle with sausage and egg is $4.69. But using the app, I found that sausage (only) McGriddles are $2, and a side order of scrambled eggs (enough for two McGriddles) is $1.90. So after assembly, I get two sausage and egg McGriddles for $5.90, minus the cheese. Still a little pricey,…

I do a fair amount of hiring and I am not interested in seeing any of the above words shoe-horned into a resume. People who write such bullshit in their resume will write bullshit in their articles for our company.

I like to find a no-nonsense resume that somehow relates to the wit and wisdom of former Chicago Cubs…

I just put it on a little carabiner and clip it to my collar or shorts. Wouldn’t trust it on my shoelace, it’s all I would be thinking about.

A friend moved to the English countryside from Houston and lamented that there was no Hershey’s syrup for ice cream or chocolate milk. I sent her a huge jug of it for Christmas. Cost me $25 for the syrup and $75 for the shipping. It was very well appreciated.

Also, decades ago, when a roommate graduated from college,…

First butter, now bitters. What’s next, batter?

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I remember when delivery services added a “fuel surcharge” when gas went over $5 a gallon. Where was my discount when it was 93 cents a gallon a couple months back?