My thought would be “this particular shop does not manage its pump access very well. I believe I will go to a different shop.” And then go to one of the half dozen within a two-block radius and worry about real shit, not this shit.

1) Get another phone.

There used to be a television channel to serve this purpose for me. Music Television. MTV. I’d buy at least one record each Monday after watching 120 Minutes.

Shit. I’ve been counting the days to when I could go in and set up all my recordings for the fall shows (I work second shift and depend on this for prime-time shows). Now I guess I’ll just torrent them. Fire TV Replay is 200 fucking dollars and I’ve already spent 200 on a Plex membership and 150 on a Silicon Dust…

I know where the guy across the cubicle from me can keep his pencil, but he’ll have to switch to a standup desk.

If Canadian tax law is anything like the U.S., the “beneficiaries” of those write-offs might face adding the entire balance to their income for tax year 2019.

It’s been a number of years now, but the local Staples had this printer for $800 and I had my eye on it for the home office. Then it went on clearance for $400 and sat there for a month. After a while I called over a manager and said “this is going to sit here forever, I’ll give you 50 bucks for it.” And I’ve gotten…

It’s been a number of years now, but the local Staples had this printer for $800 and I had my eye on it for the home…

I had to say goodbye to my beloved dog one week ago after almost 18 years of wonderful companionship. He was blind, had horrible hips and a nasty heart murmur. Life had become painful for him. When the vet called and said she’d be over in an hour, I fell into bed sobbing over these final minutes. And my dog ignored…

He’s a master of the Spider 2 Y Banana

Upon further research, Shakey’s called them Mojos, not Jojos. Here’s a weak imitation recipe.
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Shakey%27s-Mojos

That’s what they get for signing Howard Stern as a defenseman.

Question: Is the shit stain that Trump has become on the underpants of U.S. history blue or brown?

Shakey’s had these. I’ve been to Shakey’s in Milwaukee and La Crosse, Wis., Illinois and Los Angeles. Except they weren’t wedges, they were sliced, lightly battered and fried. Really good.

I had a dishonorable discharge under my belt once, but a little Cipra ointment cleared it right up.

As I’ve often said, the next model Elon puts out should be called the Tesla Massengill.

Not that long ago, I had an initial phone interview with a hiring manager from one of the state sports regional channels. I have been a lifelong newspaper person and was considering getting off the sinking ship.

This was a few years ago — long enough that it was on Northwest Airlines. (OK, it was well more than a few years ago, but I’m old and all the years run together.)

I booked a non-refundable flight to visit a friend, but right after that, her employers sent her on an out-of-town job the week of the visit. There had been…

Nothing funny about this, I agree. Don’t fucking do it.

Add it all up and what the fuck good are banks for at all?

I hire about a dozen people a year. I’ve learned the hard way to NOT send out rejection letters until the successful candidate a) accepts and doesn’t then call a couple days later with a change of heart; b) passes pre-employment screening; c) actually shows up for a couple of shifts. I’ve seen all three areas become…