And if you die, you get jack shit.

“So that means that our whole solar system could be one tiny atom in the fingernail of one tiny being. That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be one tiny universe!”

One whistleblower, one cup.

I once took the side off my computer case to put in another HDD. Leaned the cover against a table leg. A couple minutes later, I spun 90 degrees in my chair, and my leg was sliced from kneecap to lower calf by a sharp corner of the case cover. No pain, but puddles of blood. Nine stitches.

KETHER! Hurry up and sign to star in another show so I can enjoy that too!

At least he wasn’t sexually molested at that shitstain of an institution. Fuck a Michigan State.

confirmed, sadly

Mine was “you’re as popular around here as a swastika-shaped shit at a synagogue.”

So a prequel to when he signed the ONEDERS?

And condoms are less than a dollar.

Must be Wednesday at my place!

But is the shirt blue or brown?

And now it’s corny too

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MILWAUKEE?

Might as well just chop some fucking cilantro up and throw it in there so then it will be a bowl of BOTH FOOD ITEMS I HATE MOST OF ALL.

This is what happens when you take world-class writers/creatives, strip away the chains and restrictions of network standards-and-practices and “notes,” and maybe give them access to a little bit of Diane’s microdosing.

Story would be more believable if you had said he took a bite out of his burrito and ran for the restroom.

I sing Nickelback songs while punching in my ATM PIN so the bad guys will fast-forward.

Joke by Steven Brody Stevens (RIP):
I do a lot of online dating. Once I went out with an amputee. Met her on Stub Hub. We went to IHOP.

What you are saying is that you are an Avocado Abogado.