I am from Montana. Nothing funny about dangerous road conditions. I was raised up driving on treacherous iced mountain passes, almost died once or twice even. Even pros like me fuck up. Anyone who laughs about that shit is a ignorant cunt. Just saying.

To be fair, they are the cutest Luftwaffe Lieutenants, like, EVER.

I think the omissions are probably part of the DLC planned, and if it plays and looks like the rest of this, it will be incredible. This is the game I have been waiting for since Battlefield 4.

Agreed. I was skeptical at first, but that only lasted like ten seconds. I was floored by this game from the opening scene.

Gonna need a Sensu bean on that one. :)

I find such behavior just staggeringly pathetic. As a guy, I have had both women and certain types of men get creepy with it as well and nothing makes you want to split faster. Also, I have no problem telling them to get their ugly fucking genitals out of my face before I dump scalding coffee on it and have always got…

Oh Trebek. Don’t get me started on this meathead.

Still a rip off.

Still a rip off.

This list is pretty controversial, mainly because it is all wrong. I doubt anyone will agree with this garbage. Thank you for writing this article to remind everyone that film critics are clueless.

So, what? The 76ers are the vampire and the E-sports teams are those poor peasants chained to the walls that are slowly drained of hope and killed over many years. That is so cool. It is the same thing they did to their fans. :)

Oooooh! I smell a firing coming on.

Jesus Jemimah Christ. What a bunch of gutless fucks. I bet those ladies would have slaughtered those ecumenical losers too, so it is a good thing they acted like their fathers and ran home crying to, WHAT, tattle to their mommies...I can only assume.

Thank you! The whole time I am thinking, how many sexual criminals play the game that this is a thing? If I said, Don’t stomp on puppies and half of Kotaku became incredulous, I would think kotaku a gathering place of puppy stompers. WTF is going on with Smash?

Oh, joyous news. I am going to go reinstall it right now and begin grinding my way to the middle for the fourth time. Thanks Kotaku!

Online season mode?

I hear ya. I love BB.

This is trolling, right? I have difficulty detecting sarcasm. It has cost me greatly in the last two decades.

Loved it. Forgot the Jackalope though, for pure weirdos.

Like all things in Destiny, it will work if you vomit up a bunch of money. I mean, not this year. Maybe Destiny 2. Until then, buy a $700 phone, pay hundreds a month for service, sign an agreement with an ISP, download several programs, troubleshoot all those programs because they work like Destiny does, and enjoy…

I disagree. The MP is perfectly addictive. Did you enjoy old LAN party style games? It’s just like that. Haven’t had that much fun online since the LAN party days of yore.