Hey, friendly reminder.

“impotent douche wit”

Good. We need to keep pushing back against this bullshit. We can stop the game industry become this cesspit of shady gambling tactics and micro transactions if we actually try. We need to apply more pressure or they’ll keep pushing the limits of what they can get away with.

How dare you?! My people have a rich history of puppy stomping and I’ll thank you to not impugn the vibrant cultural tapestry of Virdakia!

Thank you! The whole time I am thinking, how many sexual criminals play the game that this is a thing? If I said, Don’t stomp on puppies and half of Kotaku became incredulous, I would think kotaku a gathering place of puppy stompers. WTF is going on with Smash?