“Well, it’s been a not-so-quiet week in Lake Wobegon, Minnesota, my hometown, out there on the edge of the prairie.” Read more
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Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.
EDIT: Oh by the… Read more
Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting: Read more
You’ll take my gun and LIKE it, pilgrim. Read more
I hereby make you an honorary member of my troop, 7477. I’ll teach you how to fold a flag, how to make hobo stew, and how to ice skate. It’ll be awesome. Read more
One of my daughter’s best friends is transgender. She “came out” last year when she was 10. It was an incredibly difficult journey, but with the support of her parents it has turned out fine so far. There was a mild shit storm from some conservative parents, one family even left the school. But now, she is happy,… Read more
This!!! Read more
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “THE GIRL SCOUTS ARE ACCEPTING GIRLS?!” Read more
Couldn’t get the D to auto-extend, can’t do much with that. Read more
The D failed to perform. Read more
Looks like they couldn't handle the D. Read more
Was it because the tire pressure wasn't verified by a digital gauge, or because you just simply couldn't see the outside world from inside one of those things?
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Once you’ve got some experience under your belt, you could turn it into a badass cafe racer. Read more
Take the water and make beer. Problem solved.
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We should start calling it the one star state :). It’s more accurate. Read more
Forced-Birthright. Read more
Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants. Read more
I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.” Read more