• “Well, it’s been a not-so-quiet week in Lake Wobegon, Minnesota, my hometown, out there on the edge of the prairie.”

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

EDIT: Oh by the…

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

You’ll take my gun and LIKE it, pilgrim.

I hereby make you an honorary member of my troop, 7477. I’ll teach you how to fold a flag, how to make hobo stew, and how to ice skate. It’ll be awesome.

One of my daughter’s best friends is transgender. She “came out” last year when she was 10. It was an incredibly difficult journey, but with the support of her parents it has turned out fine so far. There was a mild shit storm from some conservative parents, one family even left the school. But now, she is happy,…

This!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “THE GIRL SCOUTS ARE ACCEPTING GIRLS?!”

Couldn’t get the D to auto-extend, can’t do much with that.

The D failed to perform.

Looks like they couldn't handle the D.

Was it because the tire pressure wasn't verified by a digital gauge, or because you just simply couldn't see the outside world from inside one of those things?

Once you’ve got some experience under your belt, you could turn it into a badass cafe racer.

We should start calling it the one star state :). It’s more accurate.

Forced-Birthright.

Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

I demand a TLDR!