Movie Shifting - So every time you grab another gear, you instantly accelerate 20-30 mph.

I did break up with a guy once because he was too picky. The final straw? When I made breakfast burritos while he was still sleeping, and once awoken to a full breakfast waiting for him, stated "I'm not eating that. There might be something I don't like in it."

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

2015 Australian Gran Prix. After falling back early in the running, Daniel Ricciardo is working his way through the pack. Braking hard into Whiteford corner, the #3 RBR car suffers a repeat of Sebastien Buemi's 2010 mishap with both wheels flying off the car. The left wheel bounces harmlessly into the wall, the right…

Gee, I wonder where the racing is every week? We may never figure it out - not enough clues.

https://goo.gl/maps/2e71v

SFMikey has posted 42 times on this post attempting to claim his prize, but is stuck in the greys...

This story just kept going in circles, and predictably ended with Busch crashing out.

BAN BANANAS

Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.

700hp Camry. I have the weirdest boner right now.

I went to a small-town, mostly white school with a white family whose last name is Negro. And they played a lot of sports. And the sportsy tradition of calling everyone by their last name did not exclude them, and nobody really thought about it - UNTIL the kids got older and started playing more diverse teams from…

I dunno. I do my fair share of fucking, but I'm not yet tired of it to the point that I'd just blithely dismiss it out of hand simply because I've done it before.

Small enough to fit snugly next to our genitals.

Instead of a passenger and passenger-side rear seat, a giant saltwater fish tank. Just me, my chauffeur, and like 600 clownfish.

I once had a short, non-verbal conversation with another car using my car.

I was driving back from a thing at night, in light drizzle, and I ended up behind a brand new Dodge Charger (hence the example) with its lights off, but it's BRIGHT DRL's on; tail lights are dark making the car very hard to see. I flash my…

*Pinkhaum

Ugh, go away.

"OMG I'm at a place called Piggly Wiggly in a fucking minivan! Get me the fuck outta here!!"

Someone put this on a Ranger EV so we can do the electric slide

Could you possibly have posted a more boring comment? I'm going to go with "no."