luxurious curls

This

“Languorous crybaby” would’ve been more appropriate

are we still pretending that we didnt all already know that he would not stay dead

“LC”

I said something similar, but, statistically speaking, they are more at danger in their own evangelical home, around family members, than in a public bathroom.

Near as I can figure this is what’s really going on:

“I mean I certainly don’t feel bad about what I did anymore. Any kind of punishment would be purely masturbatory at this point right? There you go, old chap, I knew you’d see it my way.”

Near as I can figure this is what’s really going on:

How batshit deluded do his parents have to be? “Hmm, seems we’ve raised something of a degenerate monster. Should we find an expert psychiatrist who might be able to treat him and maybe redeem his soul as he continues into adulthood? Nah let’s dredge the bottom of a swamp to see what kind of craven crackpot we can…

Sounds good to me! Since most of them seem to be missing an empathy gene maybe they’ll finally learn how shitty it feels to be segregated. They can even take their penis-lengthene uh I mean guns in with them if they like.

But by confirming that their tests worked at Target they’ve also confirmed that it doesn’t work anywhere else! They’ve got a close to 100% success rate at target(one guy was too squeamish to actually enter the women’s restroom on account of he hasn’t had his annual cooties shot) and since they haven’t tried it at…

I find white Christian males to be the absolute creepiest, scummiest people. Especially since the rise of the “youtube” Christian stars. Get a real job you narcissistic bastard.

Unfortunately, the Dunning-Kruger effect frequently comes riding in on the horse of moral righteousness.

I think we all know the most reasonable solution: separate restrooms for conservative men.

It’s not like there’s a DNA scanning force field at the door that prevents literally anyone from just... walking in, regardless of their intentions. It’s a public restroom, not a bank vault in the Matrix.

It really needs to be explained visually to these people, like they were five year olds.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

Do they really not see how creepy this makes them look? And do they not see that they probably could have done this anywhere because there isn’t security standing in front of the women’s bathrooms?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we have more reason, statistically speaking, to fear conservative men in bathrooms than trans men and women. Between Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert in the locker room, among others, republican men get up to much seedier shit in a restroom than trans people.