A Hastert?

The pretentiousness from the professor and Mr. Labrie, my God its taking a time machine back to the 19th century.

One aspect of religion I cannot abide is the complete lack of ownership of ones actions. Owen didn't do these things, God did them TO him. To learn. Or whatever.

He’s completely excusing the kid from any responsibility! Is this prof so tenured that he can blatantly condone sexual assault as long as he dresses it up as “God’s will”? Who are we putting in charge of the children? Never though I’d say this, but WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?

“Don’t worry, son. It’s not your fault. It’s God’s will! Because you’re so special and God loves you so much! Raping a girl just means you’re destined for great things. You totes deserve it.”

“Teen-age sex play” is biting the breast of a crying child and then raping her with your penis and finger, “malheur” is getting caught, “suffering” is judgment from an apparently hypocritical male public who’d readily do the same if they could get away with it, plus a curfew most working adults follow anyway on top of…

If only rapists all looked like Snidely Whiplash. He probably looks more like this:

That goes without saying.

I am amazed that you even knew it existed.... it’s stainless steel butt plugs all over again.

I actually think it's just a really bizarre joke. It kind of reads as parody to me...

God’s wacky divine hijinks.

Of course! You hussies are nothing but broodmares or distractions.

It was a trap door. Cruz does this all the time when someone might upstage him.

Women aren’t really people, you know, we’re just here to help or hinder men in their life growth.

No it’s not - I was thinking more Robert Burns, haha

Only when they’re white.

Getaway driver is probably a good idea. Can we get one of those super virulent flu strains? I’d be willing to risk that, especially since I’m 40 years younger than he is and I could get inoculated.

You’re totally right. He could become another one of those “ yes I screwed up again but gods forgiven me soooo.... No jail time?” types we see far too often.

Yeah. It’s pretty good. *sighs with jealousy*

The fact that this scumbag is clearly being actively mentored by an idiot blowing smoke up his ass and convincing him (if he wasn’t already) that he’s a martyr does not bode well for Little Owen not becoming a recidivist.