neither of them know what hypocritical or even oath is

It’s almost as if he’s breaking the sacred covenant of the hypocritical oath.

What is is not the same as what ought to be. Plus, we kill terrorists’ families via strikes intended for the actual terrorists (which is not excusable I’d like to point out), not in targeted attacks meant to kill the families like Drumpf is suggesting.

More like the mandatory braille on an elevator button.

Trump pronounced at a campaign rally in Portland, Maine: “I could have said, ‘Mitt, drop to your knees’ — he would have dropped to his knees.” He added: “He was begging. He was begging me.”

I go back and forth on that.

Just the ones that make sense: refuses to cut social security, gives some indication he supports single payer health care (of course, if you read that statement in context, it’s mostly clear that Drumpf neither understands our current health care system, nor what a single payer system would be), wants to allow the…

Mitt is just mad because one time he invited Trump over to compare their binders of women and Trump said that all of Mitts picks were YUUUGGEEE LOSERS.

He definitely will. The GOP will get Rubio as their favored candidate via a contested convention and Trump will create the Trump Party (appropriate acronym: TP). TP will run against the Dems and GOP, splitting the GOP vote, and handing the Dems a win (*crosses fingers*).

*sits back and waits for mitten to explain what Trump’s policies actually are?*

*sits back and waits for mittens to explain which policies are so different*

Trump is going to run as an independent and I can’t wait.

I really want the rumor that Clooney leaked those FLIRTING BTS footage to be true.

‘don’t move. he can’t see us if we don’t move.’

i would be, um, THRILLED to have a job writing quitting speeches for people i imagine them all the time, even (especially) for jobs that aren’t mine

Id like to think I’d get in big brother mode and be like “Hey asshole, everyone’s sick of you and your trump-esque tantrums. You’re an obnoxious hack and before you start firing everyone who doesn’t kiss your fat ass or suck your tiny dick just remember: despite what your ego tells you you can’t make movies by…

Have you heard of the “Harvey Girls?”

i can imagine me several years ago being amy adams and crying because that shit is terrifying, and i can also imagine me today nodding and looking serious and trying not to laugh because omg you’re trying to be the adult david!? <insert jlaw ok right thumbs up gif>

Wow. Just... wow. That video.

How INSANE is that footage?! That's an adult and presumably sane man having the kind of tantrum a Donald trump toddler would call excessive. I would never be able to take a person seriously after that.