I was thinking the same thing. I mean democrats are hardly a prize but at least we don't have to deal with this insane bullshit every week.

Pretty soon jeb’s gonna win the nomination on the sympathy vote alone.

Oh I'm just getting warmed up

It looks like something a satanist child would send to his crush on v-day

You may have beaten mine I'll admit. Those are some creepy valentines.

Ahhhhh!!!!! That last one looks like a picture of a possessed Don Knotts clone is going hunting!

Frog eyes. Definitely frog eyes lol.

IDK I could see someone like Ted Cruz giving these to his kids or something

I didn’t even notice the eyes WTF? To have those dead icy eyes on a racist caricature is a real stew of insensitivity and horror. These look like valentines the people who buy Annabelle dolls non-ironically would give.

Sorry. I have to laugh to keep from screaming after looking at these. Humor is how I’m holding on to my sanity especially after the last one. And not to put the boot in further but doesn’t it look like the baby is carrying a sack full of eyeballs in the snowman one?

Sorry. I have to laugh to keep from screaming after looking at these. Humor is how I’m holding on to my sanity especially after the last one. And not to put the boot in further but doesn’t it look like the baby is carrying a sack full of eyeballs in the snowman one?

Sorry. I have to laugh to keep from screaming after looking at these. Humor is how I’m holding on to my sanity especially after the last one. And not to put the boot in further but doesn’t it look like the baby is carrying a sack full of eyeballs in the snowman one?

Right?! You have to work pretty hard to be racist AND creepy.

Sorry friends, as far as vaguely creepy old valentines cards go I’ve got the winners. Creepy Baphomet lamb, Fellatio the Snowman, and everyone’s favorite romantic icon...offensive Chinese laundromat worker.

Hmm I thought it stood for Assholes & Monsters

This is like something out of Lovecraft. Sweet Nyalarhotep that's horrifying!

I'm so sorry to hear that. Truly. I hope everything works out. That probably doesn't mean much coming from some stranger weirdo on the internet but I am being sincere.

You’re like the 4th person I’ve seen write this. That whole thing seems so weird to me! What about working at a courthouse makes people get drunk with power? Are these people who love authority, ANY authority, and milk it for all its worth when they get a little of their own ?

That’s actually a pretty tasteful yet powerful way to say “fuck you” to her. Besides, you'd have to work reaaaaaaaaaally hard to out-asshole her.