Yeah, I'm thinking the distinctly "Western" look of this "Chinese Barbie Ling" is more than a bit of a turn off. You can't slap some vaguely oriental fabric and black hair on a doll and call it Chinese Barbie. Jeeezus.

I am a bad nerd for not knowing that. I was to busy geeking out over Kenneth Branagh directing.

I have the follow this up with Pickles, way hotter. I'm weird.

Get with the program, bitches. Trent Lane and Nathan Explosion. That is all.

Let's get down to business...

My very first crush was cartoon George Harrison.

Anyone?

Oh my god, look up the original window displays. These mannequins do NOT do them justice.

and

Def Flynn Rider, though I don't feel bad about that at all.

Because I am an adult who never stopped watching cartoons.

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon. C'mon, he's wearing a tuxedo! Hawt.

Flynn Rider is cuter than a cartoon has a right to be.

WILL SOMEBODY FINALLY APPRECIATE ALEJANDRO'S CHILEAN SEA BASS?

Yes, footnotes. That will make this whole problem go away. Or, inline citations and block quoting, or any indication that these ideas are not specifically your own, noted in the text.

I don't think he's gay, I think he was a Roswell/Area 51 alien that got stranded here when his pod crashed and his human disguise is slowly deteriorating.

+1 also for bringing back old LiveJournal icon memories.