artemisfloyd
artemisfloyd
artemisfloyd

Im not sure if this was addressed
much in other comments: fuck people who think its a great idea to film 3+ min of a child and a clearly drug addicted mom and then post it online. Because, you know, calling 911, alerting the bus driver or simply asking "hey, is everything ok? Do you need some help"....those options

One pregnant woman from Jiangsu, a province in eastern China, almost had a miscarriage, according to news reports, after she stayed up too many nights binge-watching and eating fried chicken and beer.

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You know, I get that the lady, as an adult, might have overreacted... But only maybe and only slightly. I realize my statement will not make me popular, but those of us who saw the unedited video with the little girl using some very choice spanish curse words know that it isn't just a case about a woman "punching" a

I recently became a vegetarian again and the one thing that I was saddest about was missing out on Chipotles awesome carnitas burritos. Sofritas saved my life.

Whatever Matthew Lewis just said was the most British thing I've ever heard.

"Well, those are certainly....words."

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

These are two people in love with the idea of the "legend" they are creating in their lives.

I'm so tired of this game of one-upmanship between Kanye and Dennis Rodman. Kanye is never going to win.

I think what you're looking for is Colorado

Someone needs to get these in the city where I live. Except fill it with bongs. And put it in the hall outside my apartment. And fill it with weed, too.

Like he needs another artist to plagiarize...

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

White people look the same.

Honestly Barbara, who fucking cares if Woody Allen is a good father to his current kids? And obviously, how you personally see him act around his kids might not be the way things go down behind closed doors. So incredibly insensitive to say something like that.

What did Barb think Woody was going to do to his children while in her presence?!?

Those poor police, victims of a media conspiracy.

I think do this is just a translation problem. Seems that "getting their shit together" became "getting to shit together".