Killing blacks and terrorizing a bitch who wants a divorce? They'll probably canonize the motherfucker.

right? we have to assume that's what the argument was about - the hairdresser begging him, BEGGING him, please, let me do literally anything else with your hair, and guy's all WAAAH

Maybe she was afraid of what he would do to her.

You do realize it's possible for an asshole to murder another asshole, right? Like, even if Martin was an asshole, that doesn't mean he wasn't murdered.

That is some seriously elegant and self-possessed blunt-smokin'.

Last I heard it was Snoop Dragon??

Also, look! You can be a white celebrity and dress up as a black celebrity without doing blackface!

Miley looks amazing, and YES to her costume being on-point without blackface. See also Ellen as Nicki Minaj that I just saw

Also- you *know* you're in trouble when the internet is like, "SEE: MILEY'S A GOOD EXAMPLE OF THIS BEHAVIOR."

I want to be in that room with Rihanna and Snoop ASAP

oh, hush. She's taking a snap of herself (looking awesome!!) in a halloween costume. Lets not read too much into this ok?

Re: the Adrian Grenier thing, the only time I skipped class in law school (NERD!) was to see a talk by Bob Geldof on environmental damage being caused by large scale World Bank projects. My friend had served in the Peace Corps and went up to him to discuss on the ground observations in Papua New Guinea. We were…

Woah, woah, wait a minute. He pays someone money to do that to his hair?

I don't think I realized Nicole Kidman was that young when she married Tom Cruise. It's funny, when I was younger, I think I just assigned everyone who wasn't a kid or teenager an arbitrary age of either "30," "50," or "grandparent."

Omigod, you guise. He didn't say he wanted to enslave black people. I'm sure he's talking about reinstating the Roman model of slavery with all foreigners deemed fair game as spoils of conquest & such. Like, in Nevada, tourist traps would be literal traps.

As a red-blooded, tax-paying 'Murican, I have an opinion on the whole birth thing. It is an unpopular one, but as an atheist, my views are reviled amongst many, even my non-church-attending family who are still sure there's a bearded man in the sky watching our every move .

You forgot 5. Have a job to get a job and 6. Don't be unemployed. Those are my personal favorites.

Hope her kid isn't a biter! "Don't bite your friend Ulysses! We're VEGAN!"

Our neighbors kept theirs in the freezer for like 6 months. Then they thawed it, dug a hole, threw it in and and planted a tree over it. It was a party. There were kale chips and quinoa casserole, and pizza with nut cheese. People played guitar and everyone was barefoot. Moms were breastfeeding out in the open and one…

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.