Seriously.

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.

Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:

If you watch the video, she eventually answers the question - "you put food into a flour or corn tortilla".

This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

Oh my. The first time I saw my crush of a quarter century was in junior high. He was a friend of a friend. He was gorgeous -dark haired and dangerous- and brilliant, with a dry wit. I fell hard and fast, only to watch him head off with other girls time after time. I dated other people in high school and college, but…

When I was 9, I was so in love with Leo that my friend and I staged a "wedding." I wore my mom's wedding dress, had a bouquet, and our first dance was to Spice Girl's 2 Become 1 (no, I didn't understand what that song was about.) I wore a ring for weeks after that.

I was six. Watched labyrinth and fell in looooove.
I don't know if this crush has ever really truly faded honestly.
Looking forward to checking out the Bowie exhibit at the AGO.

Oh, it's an appropriation-off!

Barbara Walters is a tad nutty.

(please?)

I would pay to see gas station attendant Jay Z attempt to woo Beyonce. Back in the 80s the part of Jay Z would've been played by Eddie Murphy and the part of Beyonce would've been played by Whitney Houston. Greatest Rom Com ever made guys.

I watched this whole thing. Allegedly, the government has copious evidence against them. If I were their attorney, I might be forced to go with the only defense I can think of after viewing that. "Your honor, my clients are accused of complex white collar crimes. But my clients are clearly fucking morons. They are too…

"Today is my last day so bye, guys! It's been the rillest."

I can't even even so instead here's a story that "puttana" made me remember. When I studied abroad in Italy the street harassment was just something we were meant to put up with. Well, one night, after a little too much limoncello, as we were tripping over cobblestones on our way back home we were shouted at from a…

I read that as "John Mayer and Katy Perry hook up WITH Drake" and was like, HELLO.

Yeah, she should really just shut up and not say anything at all! That's how to solve every problem! You tell her!

She disparaged all Italians by calling them racist, which is also a racist stereotype!
She may have just achieved a singularity.

"I'm sorry you're upset that I threw an axe at your head. I'm Norwegian, you see."