Sephora and drugstores sell the little tool they use while giving facials - like a thin, tiny loop of wire that you sort of press around the outside of the blackhead and it emerges.

I went through a period of several months in which I had, on my back kind of at my shoulder, what Mr. Squeaker and I referred to as "the never-ending zit". He would squeeze and squeeze and squeeze, and out of this apparently gaping hole would flow a narrow and seemingly never-ending snake of zit-gunk. Sometimes the…

If I never got another blackhead, I would never again know the satisfaction of extracting a blackhead.

It's always a good day when I get to read a Zoolander reference before a shower. Thanks!

Illusion netting. It's used mostly in figure-skating outfits, but it's getting more play in fashion-y dresses, etc. It's fairly awful even without what looks like plenty of Photoshop in that photo as well.

Pimp Mama Kris (trademark Michael K) is half the reason I feel sorry for her. I love that TMZ and all the tabloids keeps saying "sources" like it's not Kris in a trench coat and fedora calling from a payphone in the valley.

Uhm, re: Fig. 1: Star's content editor is two squirrels wrestling on a keyboard. They are far and away the most qualified employee at Star.

Many of the comments here just further prove my point that many of my fellow men are really, really out of touch with the issues at hand.

"In one interview, the HR staff warn you that at their company, you’d better be able to “take a joke.”"

What about parfait?

Spoken like a true male.

Tight-Fitted Leathers Props Up Weiner After Embarrassing Flop

Those Vines are begging for some Benny Hill music.

Dude. I just about inhaled the roach when I read that.

I've been reading Dirt Bags for years and years and I still can't shake the habit of reading the attributions as reactions. Comme ci:

WWE Realness! The outfit, the pose, the facial expression.

Age: 21
Location: his bed, house by the river
Partner: boy
How it went down: I've always had a high sex drive but throughout my teens, had no desire to share sex with anyone else. I masturbated like a fiend, but never felt the attraction of doin' it with a partner. Then one day, I just wanted it. I happened to be single…

Age: 23 (almost 24)

Bethenny Frankel is the product of the 'Telling It Like It Is' culture. That it doesn't matter how obnoxious, belligerent, loudmouthed, or rude your comments are, they're somehow warranted because you think you're being 'honest' (which also has been confused with being truthful.)

To these gentlemen I have but one thing to say....