I want to frame that last sentence and hang it on my wall.

Seriously, it was disgusting and no one objected to it at all, especially the article I linked written by Erin; everyone was all, "Girl, me too I'd fuck the shit outta his dumb ass! Lol!" I would like to image if someone had written an article like that about Kate Upton and watch the site's server shut down.

I seem to recall a good number of articles and comments on how fucking dumb Ryan Lochte is but that they'd be totally down for a one night stand, so please. What level of intelligence John Legend likes in a woman he's in a committed relationship with is his business.

Yogurt and Panera?

Because how often do I have a reason to use this gif?

Not enough.

I don't think your description of this picture sufficiently prepared me for this. WTF is this?

I just love the fact that you’re so young

I'm like, weirdly, a little bit in love with The Rock. The dude seems like a sweetheart (and I've yet to hear anything bad about him), plus, that he knows badass accomplishments when he see's it, is pretty rad.

As a world class flutist and degenerate pansexual, I can only be conducted by a metronome, I simply cannot concentrate otherwise.

I can't get over the fact that he's only 37. He sounds like an old man still clinging to the attitudes of his youth.

One of my buddies was going to community college in Long Beach and the teacher of a geography class asked the first day, "How many continents are there?" and my buddy said, "Seven." The teacher responded "and that's what you get with a public school education." The class laughed. The correct answer was supposedly…

Well, lentils will always have a home among our kind.

How is that ironic? Wouldn't you expect a gun toting psycho to try to take loaded guns where they shouldn't?

“I think it’s quite inappropriate. Especially for the age groups it’s aimed at. I think it’s, you know, promoting promiscuity."

Thze hotness of Oded Fehr ist constantly underrated! Oh, I would have DIED if they had cast him as Oberyn Martell in GOT, he would have been PERFECT!

That was a very vanilla, ahem, list of beautiful men.

Is Pauly Shore now Chairman Of The Joint Chiefs Of Staff?

I guess the underwear really ARE magic!

Weezy F Baby. As much as I love me some 2 Chainz, Lil' Wayne raps so much about his love for eating pussy that I don't think I could in good conscious pass that up.