So the Ryan Lochte = sex idiot thing is...?

Ohmigawd. I literally felt my teeth clenching more and more the further I read; what a fucking idiot! I've spent the majority of my life as an orchestral musician and around other classical musicians, and dude: no. Just...shut up. This whole bullshit antiquated view of women in the arts is very much still alive…

I always wished they had cast him as Sirius Black in the Harry Potter films - as these pictures demonstrate, he looks damn fine with long or short hair, as required. Nothing against Gary Oldman, but Sirius was supposed to be hot. Like, panty-dropping, Oded Fehr-looking hot...

For good measure, another:

Wow, imagine a newly-sober person not wanting to immediately immerse themselves in the same environment that has previously caused them to fall off the wagon - the nerve! And for such a critically-lauded film, too! Tsk tsk, Lindsay!!

At first I thought this was a warped image of Simon Cowell and I was terrified...

I laughed so, so hard at the lead picture. It is brilliant. That is all.

Oh I definitely agree, it was just the most contemporary example I can think of - the Simpsons' frequent Fox takedowns were hilarious and definitely paved the way for further snark. It's also pretty crazy that Fox has been at this since, what, the early 90s? Late 80s, even? and still the Fox News crowd doesn't get…

Well Fox is, after all, the network that houses both Fox News and Family Guy, the latter who actively makes fun of the former. Whoa - it's almost like Fox is a massive business entity whose bottom line is profits, not political agendas! Maybe - just maybe - the whole existence of Fox News is to make money off of a…

So I set fiiiiiiiiiire to the wig!

Today, in .gifs that I absolutely cannot stop watching...

There are few things that make me literally lol - not just the customary appreciative chuckle, but a full-on belly laugh - and this definitely did it. Oh. mah. gawd.

Yeah that's not really how it works, at all. I had major surgery on my leg in 2008 due to malignant melanoma - so not that long ago - to have a cancerous mass removed from my right thigh. It was only at stage 1.ii, so not relatively advanced, and it required a plastic surgeon to excise 2cm in all directions of the…

I totally understand the impulse to just leave it be (Facebook arguments are just...no), but man would it be gratifying to see someone with your level of qualifications just tear some ill-informed food Nazi up!

NOOOOO D:

Ohhhh man, I feel you so. hard. My mom is Bipolar I, which I recently found out (at age 25, actually, so pretty late in life) - up until that point I'd thought that she just hated me for spans of time (most of the time? I don't know), which is why she would tell me awful shit, hit me, tear me down, etc. I now…

Oh, snap! I just hope he didn't write his own vows.

+10000000000000000 x a billion for the Zoolander reference!

Yeah, particularly in an article that decries the creepy voyeurism of female suicide. Doesn't it seem a little counterproductive to use a massive banner photo of the exact issue you're taking to task?

Agreed. A counterpoint male celebrity example would be Owen Wilson, who attempted suicide in 2007 after a particularly rough breakup - very few people seem to remember that happened, especially when we've been so preoccupied with the suicide attempts/gradual self-destruction of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda…