I think the derision is much less targeted at someone with actual, legitimate dietary needs like yours, and more at the people who go on crazy juice benders for three straight days and brag about how healthy they are to anyone who will listen. There is definitely a place for juice, especially if you struggle with…
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I think the derision is much less targeted at someone with actual, legitimate dietary needs like yours, and more at the people who go on crazy juice benders for three straight days and brag about how healthy they are to anyone who will listen. There is definitely a place for juice, especially if you struggle with…
One of my old roommates was the same way: he'd go to the grocery store and buy an entire vegetable tray, a bunch of bags of fruits and veggies, etc. and promptly let them sit and spoil in the fridge for the next two weeks while he went out to eat every single day. I got to the point where I started cooking with them…
Maybe they'd all stop being so hyperbolic if they just ATE A DAMN SANDWICH. You can even make it vegan, if it tickles your pickle...just don't try to waterboard anyone with it, because wtf was that shit?!
"You have no compassion for my poor nerves."
Ahh I wish I were able to jog high! Since my herniated disc doesn't allow for such bounciness, I swim laps high instead - which is probably one of the BEST. FEELINGS. EVER. The flying feeling, the awesome weightlessness, the water rushing over your body...yeah. I am definitely an enthusiast, especially when I can…
I am so, so pleased with the number of Zoolander references this week, too...perhaps even more so than the bunnies, if that isn't too sacrilegious.
I'm sure he can dere-lick his OWN balls, thank you very much.
To a certain extent, yeah. I'm a relatively accomplished classical violinist, and I've noticed it can definitely intimidate guys - I don't know if it's the particular instrument/genre I play, or just that I'm a musician in general - and it definitely takes a lot of time and dedication, which is usually time taken…
I definitely have a thing for musicians, which I think is due in part to being a violinist for pretty much my entire life: I can appreciate the amount of time, effort, and talent it takes to be considered "good" at an instrument. And let's be fair, talent is sexy (or at least it can be, when used appropriately)...but…
Literary burn! My favorite kind of burn!
Well sure - we could also be covering them by reallocating where we spend our preexisting taxes, but why would we ever do that? AMURRICA MUST DEFEND DEMOCRACY AND FREEDUM EVERYWHERE!!!111!
They should just cut to the chase and send out a bunch of samples of actual cannabis. You know, for science.
Anna, I normally dig your Dirt Bags but like a lot of other commenters have mentioned...this is just bad. I even understand what you were going for - snarking at the way celebrities adopt minority children to up their public image (which is definitely disgusting and worthy of ridicule) - but I don't think this was…
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For sure. For example...
Agreed, 100%. I was a bit of an awkward child and have never had proclivities towards sports (at least those that had some sort of implement between the ball and myself: tennis, BASEBALL, etc.), despite my playing soccer for like, 12 years of my life. However, I started the swim team my freshman year of high school…
Exactly! I had a similar issue with steak - ordered it medium, came out well-done - at Red Lobster, of all places. I had ordered a surf 'n turf, and they let me keep the shrimp with the first steak, gave me a new steak AND shrimp, and gave both my boyfriend and I a free desert since they had also given him the wrong…
That's fair - it's not like I never make typos, either. I probably came off a little more intense than I intended, but it's just frustrating as Gawker sites seem to have more and more careless editing mistakes lately. It's not that I think she's unintelligent or anything of the sort, and more that I wish these…
"your left with loads of righteous indignation" — REALLY?! C'mon, Jez. This is just depressing and embarrassing. Doesn't anyone read their shit before it gets posted anymore?