Getting a dessert that most likely congratulates people on becoming a couple feels very end of the empire decadent. The Goths are at the gates people!

Chick-Can-Noodle. I like that! Wow, feels right.

that word is stupid.

This is about the only can noodling us peasants are allowed to do.

No. Canoodling is reserved for those who live their private lives publicly in the hopes of getting exposure. 

Is canoodling the exclusive purview of celebrities, or are we plebes allowed to canoodle as well?

And most unexpected use of enjambment in a Kinja comment.

That was one strange and exhilarating ride.

I really don’t have any snark for KimK,- girl has got hustle. But.... I hate that hair. The conspicuous roots? The weird silvery blonde that is just a little too beige to be platinum?(it’s like a T35 disaster).

Exactly. It’s such blatant propaganda, it feels almost North Korean.

five stars would read

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The entire Steelers team today is hanging in the locker room during today’s national anthem. This is big.

Melania has no actual poise or class or patriotism. Standing quietly on the side lines while wearing $5000 frocks is not poise or class or patriotism. It is simply standing on the sidelines while wearing $5000 frocks.

Based on my lack of talent and general skeeviness, all I can think is porn. This is probably best left up to a better writer and human being.

Would read. What genre, though?

Perhaps the young prince is looking to cuck the old dotard after hearing the stories of how his mother was perved after by the dotard in the distant past?

I am beginning to wonder what Chrissy Teigen sees in John Legend.

Or more to the point, how is any human man is enough for her?
She has something approaching super powers.

Melania’s popularity is 100% based on being attractive and very quiet. For trump supporters she’s the perfect woman, none of this uppity talking back and having opinions feminazi shit. Guaranteed if she somehow came out saying something the trumpers found offensive or controversial, they’d be calling her an ugly old…