It’s been nine months, enough time to conceive and give birth to a child. At this point, it’s your own fault for not watching the show yet, and for not reading the disclaimer and thinking “Hmmm...maybe it will contain plot details I’d rather discover on my own.”

You sound like a Castleton snob!

Were you planning on watching it? I think that they assume when the next season premieres, the last season is fair game to discuss.

Sorry to spoil January 19, 2017 for you. It was also the last day of the Obama Administration. Was that a spoiler? Did I spoil that for you too?

Yeah, but that disclaimer needs a spoiler alert.

But all my shirts are dress or polo!

At least the show did right by Gerry.

“We haven’t caught them for anything yet. Not that we’ve been trying.”

... there’s a disclaimer at the top of the article.

I know a few Eagletons. Fuck those snobs, the episode where the townspeople applaud themselves at their city council meeting gave me massive douche chill flashbacks. You don’t want to live there.

I’d love to visit Pawnee, but I’d want to live in Eagleton. Pre-bankruptcy.

If my sons pulled crap like this they would be in so much trouble. Part of the problem is the parents. Why the hell are they making excuses for their poor excuses for offspring?

behavioral-wise?

Right? Like, the school administration can bleat on about teens making one poor choice all they want, but it is indisputable that the teens wanted offend people. The very purpose of rape “jokes” is to offend people.

They are the rich white boy kind of horrible. Sure they don’t get in fights or sell drugs but I’d bet that they sexually harass their female classmates, bully kids they don’t feel are as good as they are and brag about trying to get minimum wage employees fired. Their type joins faternities in college where they are…

Well,sir, I beg to differ. Maybe they were before they did this, but they’re not any of those things anymore. Result of the bad decision. Now they are jerks.

“These are four of the best students, academically, behavioral-wise,” Wilson said. “They just made a bad decision.” Ugh.

OH GOD THIS. Intent doesn’t mean shit. Whether they meant it to be or not, what they did was offensive, and they better as hell realize it.

“These are four of the best students, academically, behavioral-wise,” Wilson said. “They just made a bad decision.”

their parents understand that their intent was not to offend