One commentator remarked that he smelled like sperm, perhaps indicating that GTA Online sent him into a fit of masturbation because of his excitement, or perhaps that he called for an impromptu bukkake party to celebrate. With that in mind, for someone to say, "I am jizz," one can only conclude that his joy has…

Same, the summer slump is ending but there are too many damn games coming out!

i want this.

tactical eyeliner

yeah, I just found out they released the full game earlier this month.

ahhh finally a "female" char to suck my balls

Well, if there is any fanbase mature enough to handle gender equality....

brilliant!

Heh, with some whining about this pic not being the weekly shop it's good seeing somebody take lemons and make lemon...watermelon juice. Well done, sclteach.

Good luck getting through that helmet, Charles.

yes i see the other fruit ninja one. yes i m not proud of this one.

Sorry. Arstotzka no allow high-quality heads or melons. Come back after pixel surgery and melon removal.

Somebody had to do it!

"That's a fucking tase-" "Fucking tase-" "Taser, incomi-" "Shield, right the-" "It's a fuckin' bulldoz-" "Cloakers over there!"

I think demolition man is a pretty cool guy. He kills criminals and doesn' afraid of anything.

I was at Comic Con, and here's what I thought: it's not as QTE-dependent as I initially thought it was. The combat is pretty smooth, though the behind-the-back third person camera during it is really jarring, unlike the Batman games where the camera switches to tactical aerial view. But that was the only hitch I…

It looks pretty naff.

Kill it with FIRE.

A teenaged boy discovers his powers of telekinesis, but hurts everyone around him. He veers to the worst, wanting to end his life, but meets a girl and feels alive again. He's worried if he'll hurt her, but he is unknown to the special gift she posses.

Two hundred years from now the original films will have been so altered that this is all that will remain of them.