I literally think of Kanye every time I eat a croissant.

Nice hair Jake.

Should be download only, I agree. An actual retail release for this is just silly.

You sir are a rebel and a villain and I salute you.

I'm gonna start calling you Jason "NoScope" Schreier.

Joeys Rattata ain't got shit on this Magikarp.

His Magikarp is truly in the top percentage of Magikarps.

Starts the fight be screaming "GET OFF MY LAWN!"

hardened fighting machine

Plot twist: my hair is actually naturally curly.

You could have just said "That is one handsome dude!" and I don't think anyone would call you gay.

I love Kirk's "dissapointed at BestBuy" expression:

Dreamsmirks?

Every animal is really the same person.

So what I'm getting here is, more or less, the usual:

Get in the trunk Kojima.

As much as I like it, I still think having a natural beard is far more impressive and satisfying.

It turns out that carjacking isnt as easy in real life.

What's outside?

I have no idea.