Such as....?

As one commenter observed, it appears the Cubs are also trying to worm their way into the business.

I can’t even each climax with this item.....

Amateur night?

Hmm. They say “Maggots in Velveeta” to me, but your point is well taken.

It’s a training/practice device for the lingually challenged.

Bwaa-hahahaaaaaa!

I don’t mean any disrespect, but do you have future uses in mind for the Sexual Donuts tag?

Yeah, you definitely don’t want to get too close. They remotely crap in your pants, too.

Those are raised pleasure dots.

No, it’s a CPR technique.

No, no. Times have changed. Bearclawfisting is considered sex these days.

Bob and Ginger: You’ve been naughty. Look what you’ve done to us.

He was an average trombone player in junior high, but his chops got a little rusty.

Damn. We’re in for some real low-brow entertainment, looks like. Still, nice work.

KOK, you aren’t really suggesting that Brady will have to submit to joining Kroodella and Graft on the couch/beach to prove he’s learned his lesson..... are you? Icky.

His lack of appeal to anyone but the randy Commissioner needs no explanation and deserves none.

That is just about perfect.

Uh..... half a roll of dimes maybe?

Yep. That would be Boone’s Farm and Brut, ♫ “just like at the prom”♫