+1 Schmusekatze!

I suppose that’s why you never curbed your dong, eh, Mick?

Uh-oh. Looks like I’ll have to read even more ridiculous Rachel articles. Damn.

Do we really know exactly what preceded the parents’ comments?

Bingo! The 10,000 new photos that seem to surface every hour go right along with your thinking.

What makes you think her parents are bad eggs?

Maybe she was such a self-involved, lying asshole that they just don’t feel like covering for her.

Breaking:

It’s German slang for a certain female body part. Does that help?

+1 Nice!

+1

It is a dark world where growlers are denounced and the virtues of Hamm’s are shouted from mountaintops. I must have picked the wrong religion before I left this earth......

Geez. Did you pay to play?

Is that a + or - on balance?

Nice rack.

I’m not completely sure on this, but should you be using a condom with a microwaved bagel?

You mean the things that look like mouse droppings or the gunk that looks like hollandaise sauce?

Upon further study, it’s looking more like mouse poop on Bag Balm.

I like the idea that it’s a medical device. Like those hemorrhoid cushions but with spray cheese and mouse turds on it. ha haaaa haaa!

Betcha feeelings are mutual.