Damn. How did he know...

Damn! Missed again.

Haha. The “end.” Good one - you’re catching on!

Harry Guardless, he’s not there yet... I’d say he’s still a grating announcer.

He may not have crapped his pants, either, but why tell us in the middle of a sentence that’s already too long?

I’m sorry Mr. Cohen, but I need to ask you to rewrite your homework assignment in a way that contains a pun, a whiff of irony, or something remotely funny. Or was a pun intended?

You mean he pops a tic-tac before he speaks?

It was the towel trying to flavor Curry. Now that’s irony.

Why was he even thinking of puns? Might have been something sensational he couldn’t bring himself to say....

By the time I got to “rag doll,” I was vomiting projectiles. Maybe change your handle to MayLocks?

That’s right. If he would just substitute, say, “without further ado” in place of “no pun intended,” everyone would be happy.

He’s not that green.

Is he a stoner?

Good points, very (f***ing) well stated.

Make him dress the part.

You found the zipper on that one. If only all trial coverage were so clear, concise, and colorful.

Perhaps you could enlighten me here....

Bingo. Little packages of saltines and Ritz crackers with spray cheese for dinner, followed by used condoms and inflatable sheep for desert. It's the Wristcutters' scenario in real life, and by choice.

What a lucky Bebbi!

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