Maybe... but it's not based on Oktoberfest beer, which is far from the best beer produced in Germany, Bavaria, or Munich.

Excuse me.

The NCAA vacated the most wind.

Ok, the thing that makes it sooooooooooooo honorable is that they self-reported before the statute of limitations expired. That's why they got such a heavy Fine.

I self-report turning in the same paper twice.

Sensibull, I ment.

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Haha. That one's pretty easy to follow!

How dare you tell me that crust is blue when millions of kids are being force-fed Domino's?

Looks like bud lights were $3. Hard to imagine a respectable purpose - other than using them as a base for Micheladas. No point immersing good beer in a bath of hot sauce and clam juice.

We always like to see celebrities and great statesmen taking the time to grace these humble pages with their presences.

Thank you, Mr. Attorney General.

Huh? No way do I go to nutjob.com to figure out how to make money to buy shavers.

Huh? No way do I go to nutjob.com to figure out how to make money to buy shavers.

What's getting shaved here?

What's getting shaved here?

Mike & Mike had a nice A/V matchup this morning =

I might respectfully suggest that A-Rod be required to eat 5 lbs of Chinese food, followed by a case each of magnesium sulfate and ipecac syrup (like on Family Guy), then stand naked in front of the stadium with his dick between his legs before, during and after a doubleheader holding a placard above his head that…

You could be an editor, er intern, at Gawker.

I don't think so. In ARod-ese, you can't admire your beautiful image and screw it to death at the same time.

Another gaffe - his ghosthandwriter forgot to dot the "i" in "needed to lie."

Ouch. That is pretty disturbing. I don't suppose this scenario's uncommon in all the major sectors, including security, communications, healthcare, and all levels of government....