If they micromanage, they are a very bad boss and you need to run away as fast as possible.

Took you way longer to write this bullshit than it would have to type four characters into Google. I would suggest you learn how the internet works because, yes, you are the only one.

Is this your first day on the internet or what?

you are very much likely the only person that doesn’t know what that means, and 100% the only person the decided to proclaim their ignorance and write a comment instead of doing a google search

Titty Lovin’ Donut Receptacle.

While I hate acronyms without context as much as you, “TL;DR” is one of those that normally doesn’t need to be explained. Like when someone uses “etc.” in their writing. They shouldn’t have to spell out et cetera the first time, even though there may be a few who don’t know what etc. means.

Tough Luck; Don’t Resuscitate. A quick google would have yielded the answer.

The list must be flawed, I don’t see Subaru on there.... so I’ll add it

Anakin is a force ghost now.

Should have put some grey in Chewie's coat.

The hardest part... is figuring out what shape your face is! I've never been able to do it (for glasses). Too vague.

Here, here. Every time I go to a wedding and the "good" beer is Heineken I find myself secretly hoping the couple soon will get divorced.

Like special dog, whilst moving.

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.

This is NOT ok.

Me too, usually on napkins at bars

That's why I put it in quotes!

I was down until I saw this sweater.

I thought the "Wild Theory about Destiny's Story" was there is one.