‘bridge to gantry’ (the shorter distance you witnessed) is the official time-keeping distance of the N’ring.

That is an impressive time no matter what, but I have a question. Are they all times like this video? The timer doesn’t start and end in the same place.

Somewhere in here I think it is acceptable to say “You are no longer welcome here”.

A friend of mine had the last laugh. He worked in a local dealership garage for nearly 20 years and was fully certified. Only thing about him that made him stand out was his braided ponytail (he was a biker). Everyone knew that whatever was wrong he was one to go to get their car fixed right. Over time he had his…

filthy, dented, and scratched, dog vomit coated in fur all over the back seat, dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk, cigarette burns on the passenger seat, almost 1700 miles on a car

Notice the common denominator on these stories. “We went above and beyond” Stop doing that and tell the fucks to GTFO. If they dont leave call the police and press charges for tresspassing. You do not want these people in your dealership.

My wife is one of these people...

My favorite is still the “Mini Cooper Money Shot” we had when a customer who couldn’t get his Mini to start so he kept adding oil. Eventually it was towed in when he could no longer crank it. It had over 15 quarts of oil, so much oil when we tried to manually turn the motor, it was locked by oil and could not make a…

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk

This is what happens when your target market is stay-at-home moms and Doug DeMuros

Good thing we have this innocent until proven guilty thing that Gawker seems to want to shit all over.

Was it because the tire pressure wasn't verified by a digital gauge, or because you just simply couldn't see the outside world from inside one of those things?

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.

• Unique control rings around the air vents used for temperature and fan speed adjustments, eliminating the need for conventional buttons

Q: Why would you offer a four-cylinder in the Camaro? Didn’t you learn your lesson with the Iron Duke?

Lexus. Specifically the LS400. Nobody expected it to be good enough to take on ze Germans.

A fwd LMP car.

Exciting rwd cars from Toyota and Subaru at the same time.

“Yeah, Hondas are nice, I guess. Civics get good mileage, and the Accord’s pretty decent...holy shit, what’s THAT?!