I like how your flowery, pretentious phrasing matches your smug, high-horse message, and overall condescending tone.  

And she got help. Lots and lots of it. She got over 23K in a Gofundme for something she did to herself (yes, I understand that she’s said she intends to donate it, which is great), and got the procedure to remove it performed for free. I’m having a hard time imagining how she could have been helped more than she was,…

I had more than one teacher over the years that I suspected of being learning challenged.

Everyone wants to go viral until it’s for something they didn’t want anyone to know about. 

“i cant win the internet” says internet sensation that originally had a tik tok profile and broadcasted on the app known for getting attention on the internet with dances, that they got gorilla glue in their hair and did not see a doctor about it immediately.

stop talking. just stop. go back the oblivion you came from.…

Well personally I wouldn’t advertise a dipshit move like that to the entire world to begin with, but that’s just me.

I think that’s rather unlikely

That trailer is seriously lacking in Mortal Kombat theme song.

That she’s not from the games this series is about? Different series made by a completely different company.

And, to this day, that remains the most important piece of artistic advice ever given.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, how many times do we have to do this, it wasn’t about the area of the floating door, it’s about how much weight it could support. If Rose & Jack were on the door it would have partially submerged & Rose would have died of hypothermia before the lifeboat arrived.

Well, you are quite the repulsive little shit, aren’t you.

Not in certain demographics but in all of them and yes it can be a yoke around the neck.

Absurd addition to this review.  Are we going to mention ongoing tragedies in every review of luxury items and consumer products?  "Here's an RTX 3080, but let's reflect on the pandemic that has killed 240k Americans.  You probably should feel bad for buying this"

Yep, what I want to read about in my reviews of products is the state of the world and politics.  BEST part of the review.

You can hold your breath that much and longer if you pre-oxygenate. There’s nothing fancy about it.

It’s interesting. If it can be released in theaters, it could be another huge hit like Avatar - if they can sell it as another *state of the art, totally novel experience* film. But without the box office, as pretty every release in the last year has seen, this will be just another movie to stream in quarantine.

And that a heck of a lot more people... do care about, or will when it opens.

If he doesn’t have an octopus on drums, then he has spent twelve years working on this movie for NOTHING

James Cameron is the Steve Jobs of movies. I don’t know what that means either.