I call it, “Food Building.”

They mean two different things internationally, but not in the US.

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I’d do the same. Pets are pets, not people.

I don’t really like cats, and my wife has two. If she were to get pregnant I’d rather get rid of them because pregnant women can’t change the litter box.

Cat poop is actually dangerous for pregnant women.

With the way Hollywood’s brightest stars rushed to coddle Chris Pratt last night, you’d think the actor had been accused of sexual harassment by a D-lister or something

you limp dicked morons are having an election meltdown and you’re re-directing all your lib pain towards some actor. pathetic

It’s like Vine, which is like America’s Funniest Home Videos, which is like Candid Camera.

This important question, right here.

Remember dayges ago, when the debate happened?

because October is going to be a long year.

Yeah but what did it to Ocean Spray cranberry-raspberry juice sales?

Cranberry juice just makes me think about painful urinary tract infections. Also it looks warm.

but before they go, they’re probably gonna spread it to dozens of other people who don’t want to die yet. THAT’s the part that everybody’s worked up about

Most of the people I talked with at (in?) Sturgis don’t believe it’s fake. They just know they’ve survived this long and if that’s the way they go, then that’s it. They would prefer to exist in freedom than be holed up in their house waiting for a miracle drug.

Nah, see, that’s the difference between right-wing and the rest of us: one side is all ‘revenge’ and ‘let them all suffer/cruelty’, the other sees stupid people doing stupid shit, yet still doesn’t deny them their humanity.

It’s not like anyone could have forseen this happening!

“Now we have a scientific study to affirm this was a worst-case scenario, an event that appears to be accountable for 250,000 cases of COVID-19 at a public cost of $12 billion.”

And that price was less than half a dollar.