I those things being sold at Wizard World last weekend. I’m sure they’re fun to play with but man, I did not think you could make a Segway more douchey but here it is. A four figure version of those shoes with the wheels in the bottom that were real popular among middle schoolers 15 years ago.

Also #6 the line that really gets me is Jake’s tiny, dead voice saying “’As little as possible.’”

Not to mention casting light in the dark reveals your location like a beacon while corpselight shows you where the enemies are without tipping your hand more than “something’s happening.”

It looks like a bad generic controller knock off. I think you’re so upset because you’re crushed under an avalanche of missed opportunity?

It was more the mention of Ghostbusters that brought that thought up than anything mentioned by the developers. They talk about going back to/preserving the spirit of the source material which I always endorse... but I also think the temptation of making a Libertine Dream Team is very strong. The idea is great fun but…

10/10 WOULD WATCH

The comic, created by writer Alan Moore and illustrator Kevin O’Neill, is a supergroup of literary heroes from 1999

I’m not sure who has the legal right to what in these cases. The idea of the League is definitely Moore’s, but the characters are hardly his, it would mean a comic book company securing the rights to every character in literature.

I gotta say, you absolutely destroyed it today. Looking forward to whatever is on the docket for Sunday.

A classic. That made me think of this.

GIVE THIS MAN A JOB MAKING VIDEO GAMES, PLEASE

A little too Never Ending Story sounding, this is mostly just you reminded me that Astro Fang Super Machine existed.

Of course, you try flipping every game the bird at least once to see what happens. Giving Bad Dudes the finger meant doing nonstop windmill kicks through the whole level. I ask you, is there a better game than Bad Dudes? The answer is surely no.

Not done yet.

River City Ransom

I know that me yelling at you for not paying attention to the site is a beating a dead horse, but right now the io9 front page is this, which is a knockoff a Sploid article from this week, an article shared from Kotaku, a knockoff of a Kotaku article from this week, and an article shared from Sploid. If half of what…

Chrononauts is a card game posing as a board game. Win the game by manipulating time to create the future your character comes from. Very fun, fast paced, plenty of expansions for when the original set loses its shine (which it won’t).

DO IT. Today is the youngest day of the rest of your life. Some day you will run out of time and every day between now and then where you don’t have that tattoo is a loss. Instead of regretting not having it forever you should be enjoying having it forever. DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT.