Holy fucking shit, you are on point today! Either “pockmarked dookeychute “ or “congealed weapon” easily win play of the game.

Because “gamers” suck and “PC gamers’ are the fucking worst.

White people suck, news at 11.

God damn, you are a dumbass if you think this was speaking positively about Soylent.

Shut the fuck up, cracker.

I thought you said

Anyone complaining about the Epic Store and Launcher is a fucking moron.

Does his head hold a thought, at all, ever?

Steam reviews are fucking worthless anyways. 

You’re just butthurt cause no one ever wants to share of photo of your ugly ass.

Literally, no one cares, jackass. Your mom’s a whore.

It must suck on a daily basis being this fucking stupid. 

And stop calling yourself a Dr.

Shut the fuck up, Dre.

Your mom’s a hoe and your dad’s a fraud. You would have been swallowed but your hoe mom was drunk the night she rode your ugly fraud of a dad like a pack mule.

Morrison is an over-rated asshat who is currently destroying Green Lantern. Fuck Morrison.

You definitely do not have a wife. Or a life.

You mean what your whore of a mom pays for.