The trailer looked fun, but I’m a little worried about it being a TV show. It could easily work as a movie, but can they really wring 6-10 hours out of the idea?

Helping people stock shelves, i.e. finding it and putting it out for them, is not “forcing” anyone to do anything. It is the exact opposite, i.e. doing their work for them so they aren’t compelled to do so because of their job.

When buying isn’t owning, pirating isn’t stealing.

The only true Halo fan.

[DEEP BREATH]
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY! SHARK! DOODOO DOO DOO DOODOOO

I’m stilling going to hear Genji spam ‘I need healing’

Really? How do you mess that up? It is a relatively short chapter from Dracula made into a stand alone film. Or is that the issue?

What is GERD?

I hated having a UI that mostly accommodated people who enjoyed talking to inanimate objects.

Unions:

I think there are six wrong things in this post, which might be a higher wrong per word average than even Elon can manage. Congrats dude.

“So, what, we just some kind of....half-baked bolted-on four hour campaign?"

As much as we all like to joke about Geoff Keighley being “Doritos Pope” and a shill and whatnot, I think the dude legitimately just wanted to create “the Oscars of video games” and this is what it takes to make it feasible. Can’t really fault him for that, and I don’t see anyone else producing an alternative at this…

I gotta say, I’m a bit sad at how many AAA studios now are doing licensed stuff, especially superheroes. Crystal Dynamics doing Avengers instead of Tomb Raider, Insomniac doing Spider-Man and Wolverine, Eidos doing GotG instead of Deus Ex, Firaxis doing Midnight Suns... at least the Arkham games were from pretty-much…

“But I don’t have a platform to write a long winded article whining”

Stuff like this is why I went full Plex. Tons of family uses it, and I now have a portal that anyone can request a show/movie and it instantly starts downloading. 

Animal Bossing:

This is sad. We had better giant enemy crab fights way back in 2006. Kong can’t even flip them over for massive damage.

I forgot to mention that I’m clinically stupid.