“Mom, can I play Horizon Zero Dawn?”

Without co-op and local LAN parties, I reject the idea that any Halo could feel like a franchise peak. Yes, I’m old. Yes, I’m grumpy.

Cocaine Bear was quite possibly the most surprising movie I’ve seen in a very long time. Surprising in that it had no excuse to be as horribly boring as it was.

The surest way I know this is all bullshit is that there is absolutely no fucking way in hell that Trump found out there’s aliens and didn’t immediately go tell Newsmax.

They did provide evidence:

Here, this is for you https://www.mhanational.org/finding-therapy 

Can't everything this thing does already be done by owning a smartphone and say a Razer Kishi?

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Shipping culture is one of the worst and most toxic parts of the primal cesspit that is fandom.

It is toxic masculinity for gay people. It is easier to accept that two men might be having sex than it is that their concepts of masculinity are wrong and that two men can actually be friends.

If Nintendo wanted to avoid articles like this, it would have been very easy to do so.

I see the logic behind the outcry, but precisely because it’s the depiction of a fictional world wherein a royal sharkman marries a noble sharkwoman, I think it’s fair to say that taking offense at the marriage because it somehow ruins whatever assumed dynamic between Link and Sidon is in itself reflective of the…

Ah, I see you did mention CD-i...

Talk about nonsense! It’s a videogame it doesn’t need to tick all the political checkmarks under the sun. You want to ship Sidon with Link? Go right ahead, hell Zelda’s ancestor Rauru is a furry! The game’s story is not going to stop you.

“The Juicero of The Sea”

There’s a wide gap between “linear plot” i.e., you only have options for the plot happening in X, Y, Z order, and what this game was, which was literally running in a straight line.

Maybe, but then the question becomes “should Final Fantasy games be so different from each other that there’s not a single gamer out there who could reasonably enjoy all of them?”

I keep trying to replay XIII and I’m currently in the middle of my 4th or 5th attempt to play through it. And the sad thing is I can see where a lot of good stuff is in it!

But jesus fuck it screws up hugely on pacing, describing the world, melodrama and a bunch of other things. It takes 5-6 hours before the…

This is a very basic take.
VII is not number 1 by any stretch and I loved that game growing up.
XV should be higher than XII and XII-2
X and X-2 should be switched. Hell, X should be in the top 3.
VII should not be higher than VIII or IX--both were better.

I would submit The Late Philip J. Fry, Game of Tones, and Meanwhile for consideration. I think I would replace Fishful and When Aliens Attack with the first and last of those three (with Game of Tones sitting firmly in my top 20).